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Zelda Milk

2017-03-03 14:46:07 by LyleMcDouchebag

This is a video about th- you know what, just... watch it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/689718

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Rip Snorting

2016-01-26 21:24:43 by LyleMcDouchebag
Updated

Rip Snorting has come to the end of its initial 4 episode run, and I'm pretty happy with the reception it's gotten here on newgrounds! By Episode 3 the show was winning daily (and even a weekly) first, which indicates to me ye newgroundists are enjoying it.

In true pretentious award winning dickhead fashion, I'd like to thank the acadamy, my beautiful wife with my two amazing little girls back home, and last but not least some other people who have nothing to do with this award.

No seriously though James Bowman (AKA DonkeysBazooka) did a great job animating it and a huge thank you to the big man upstairs Tom Fulp for frontpaging the episodes (I'm assuming that was you, wherever you may be now, probably touching a heart or soul or something.)

If you haven't checked it out, Rip Snorting is about... well it's all over the place really but if you like ridiculous over the top corniness you might dig it. you can check it out here

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

For those of you who just discovered the show and are anticipating Episode 5, good news and bad news. The bad news is, the 4 episodes that are posted were made beforehand. We don't actually make them weekly. The good news is it's coming. I'm not sure when EXACTLY, but we're working on it and progress is being made.

In the meantime, I'll be doing some non cartoony stuff on my Youtube Channel, working on other new things, and catching up on some older cartoons here on NG, but for now, I DISAPPEAR!

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Sup, maybe you know me, maybe you don't. Either's fine. I've mainly been a Youtube dingus but I've been on NG a long time (the account says 2008, but I've been lurking well before that.) I'm sure a big post pining about the golden age of Newgrounds and wanting the site to return to its former glory would just be preaching to the choir here so I'll skip that part.

Long story short, I've been wanting newgrounds to make a comeback for a while but saying that isn't really worth shit if I'm not even posting my stuff here. I've been reluctant to put things up because I'm not an animator. I've animated in the past but most of the cartoons you'll see me post are produced/written/directed by me and animated by someone else. But fuck it, everybody ends up as worm shit eventually so I might as well go for it. 

Youtube is a shithole site that revamped itself to cater to whoever could vomit out 10 minute videos the fastest. Maybe you've seen some videos by oldhat newgrounders who are totally bangingable about how garbo Youtube is for animation, and it's like "Hey wasn't there an awesome site that was about cartoons and stuff? We should help that come back."

Anyways, bear with me while I do catch-up. A lot of the stuff I'll be posting for a little while will be older, but I'll keep up with newer cartoons in the future (maybe I'll even sneak some stuff up a bit early from time to time.) Right now I'm polishing up and rereleasing the first 4 episodes of a series called Rip Snorting. You can watch the first episode HERE! It's animated by the dashing James Bowman and influenced by old cheeseball adventure serials and goofy nonsense writing in stuff like the Adam West Batman series from the 60s. Hope you dig it.

Also, I do a lot of non animation stuff on youtube so if you're interested in not-cartoons and want to help me eat those youtube beans, check me out here. Also if you're thinking "This motherfucker needs to talk a lot less" You can check out my Twitter account here where I only get 140 characters, so most of what I say just becomes a truncated penis joke.

If you still have no interest in who I am or what I do whatsoever, don't click either one of those things and unread this whole post.



This is where a full length opinionated autobiography will be written. All shall care enough to read it.



I'm buying a Cintiq with my disposable income. Thoughts?

I can't draw very well and do not plan to seriously persue being an artist


Desu as FUCK

2011-06-10 23:37:06 by LyleMcDouchebag

Yo Homos and Homettes. The most ultra kawaii-ass desu shit ever released today! It's so great that it's been met with all around praise, and even critical acclaim from 10JD's disgustingly faggy canadian palm-pussy! So check it out right here!

Sugoi!



I GIVE YOU SHIT FLASH A 0!

Whycome donut I have more blam?


Wanna hear a story?

2011-01-12 09:50:21 by LyleMcDouchebag

Once upon a time, you're gay. The end.

Wanna hear a story?



Sup JEWgrounds! HO MAN! GOT THAT SHIT ROLLING, INSULTING YOU BLASPHEMERS! I thought I would tell you all the TRUE story of xmas, for I am a very religious man of religion. Since This time a year is when I get a super hard raging religion, I thought I would dig into the vault to find a good ol' Christmas classic.

I now present you with the story of our one irrefutable messiah: Santa Clause.
Listen now! See the light, Clauseless heathens!

PS: WOW YO! RELIGION!


Newgrounds? More like...

2010-09-29 21:59:40 by LyleMcDouchebag

Oldgrounds!
OOOOOOOOHHHHH! Better get some ice for that textual insult.